chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

xenodile:

cityapproves:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5d86h7T31qbc1r8.jpg

are you finished with that anime yet?

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NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!

cspranklerun:

GenCon Part 3 Liliana’s Conquest

I always imagined Liliana as a widow with a long list of dead husbands,

So here are a few from GenCon

the teenage mutant ninja turtles

  • the silly one
  • the nerdy one
  • the boring one
  • the angry one

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

You know when your cycle is, why would you pick a day that is guaranteed to be absolutely miserable.

dianag-j:

minty-flutters:

I’m sorry I keep making these they’re just so much fun. I’ll stop soon.

Lion King version | Part 1 | Part 2

Lilo and Stitch version | Part 1 | Part 2

I’m in love with the last one

yerawizardsarry:

okay but hear me out:

scarlett johansson and natalie dormer playing a pair of rival assassins who fall in love and take down another assassin hired to kill them

Isn’t that essentially the plot of Mr and Mrs smith?

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

karkle-sparkles:

ouijatea:

gnumblr:

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Erasure - Always

veteranofphyrexia1:

emptyheadgamer:

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Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

this isn’t even ancient

Someday I’m going to go through my activity and count all the people who felt it necessary to point that out.

Let’s play a game!

koujaku-no-homo:

thatsalotofsalad:

67jubilee:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

Oh lordy, it’s Mt Dew

liSTERINE

THERE IS NOTHING LIQUIDY AROUND ME OH MY GOD

Blood…

well then.

alwaysstarwars:

Battle of Hoth concept art by Ralph McQuarrie

piruk:

Exo-Toa revamp.

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